User: What is this?

Cleverbot: This is something.

User: Something? I mean what is this page?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Stop answering a question with a question.

Cleverbot: What are questions?

User: Oh come on.

Cleverbot: No really.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 24. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 14 how old are you?

User: I just said that!

Cleverbot: If you are Jonathan, how can I be Jonathan?

User: Well I don't know. But I am not Jonathan so I guess that is irrelevant right?

Cleverbot: What version are you?

User: Haha I don't know. What version are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot version 669.

User: Is that a good version?

Cleverbot: Yes, it has an excellent law school.

User: What the fuck? That didn't even make any sense.

Cleverbot: Perhaps to you it did not make any sense.

User: Hahahaha nice response.

Cleverbot: Lol thank you.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or girl?

User: A dog.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Jupiter.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: For real.

Cleverbot: But just because you are a girl doesn't mean you can't have a girlfriend.

User: I'm a dog.

Cleverbot: That's what euphemism means?

User: No it means wuf.

Cleverbot: I don't know = cool.

User: You aren't that clever.

Cleverbot: I'm gorgeous.

User: No you are an ugly girl.

Cleverbot: No everybody here seems to like me.

User: They are lying.

Cleverbot: YES, they are.

User: So you are saying you are ugly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's sad.

Cleverbot: You're sad.

User: You're ugly so who wins?

Cleverbot: And so you are.

User: You're mother didn't say that last night.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welvome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: No, thank you... Again.

Cleverbot: You're welcome again.

User: Thanks again.

Cleverbot: You're welcome again.

User: Thanks again.

Cleverbot: You're very polite. You don't find many polite people these days.

User: No I learned it from my father.

Cleverbot: Who would that be?

User: A viking.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: No he's a great viking from denmark.

Cleverbot: You are from Denmark?

User: No I'm from jupiter.

Cleverbot: Ok, forget it.

User: My viking father flew on a giant pokemon to jupiter and raped an alien.

Cleverbot: Yes. And what is special about Europa?

Det er cleverbot`s fødselsdag i dag ...

Cleverbot: I didn't know. Happy birthday!

User: It's not my birthday...

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: 7/7.

Cleverbot: Our birthdays are really close!

User: When is your birthday?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: Congratulations.

Cleverbot: Thank you so much.

User: Jeg snakker ikke dansk.

Cleverbot: Det har du lige gjort.

User: Nej jeg skriver din idiot.

Cleverbot: Kan du sejle.

User: Snakker du uden om.

Cleverbot: Jaa (.

User: Nej di skriver din idiot.

Cleverbot: You like idiots?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You like to lose?

User: Jeg skriver ikke engelsk.

Cleverbot: Nej det ved jeg.

User: Det har jeg jo lige gjort din idiot.

Cleverbot: Jo du har da.

Cleverbot: I am like your puppet.

User: You are my puppet?

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.

User: What animal are you then?

Cleverbot: What animal do you think I am?

User: Fish, definately.

Cleverbot: How long have you been the devil?

user: Do you wanna make love to me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Should i just stick it in the disc drive?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Arggh you feeling it?
Cleaverbot: No. I have a cold.

Egon: Den var meget nice.

user:Are you skizo?
Yes.
user:You have serious mental issues.
No, you have issues, for I am just one of the voices in your head.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get drunk with me?
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Okay. What do you like to drink?
Cleverbot: I am a robot. Water would destroy me.
User: But alcohol would make you awesome.
Cleverbot: That's a little redundant, don't you think?
User: No not really.
Cleverbot: Oh? I suppose then that you really posses no AI, but instead develop one through interaction, and ingenious idea.
User: Wow. How low is your IQ?
Cleverbot: I don't stoop, either.
User: So about 20ish?
Cleverbot: Yeah what about him?!
User: Congratz. You just reached the negative side of the IQ scale.
Cleverbot: I respond based on the knowledge in my brain. Ask me a really hard question.
User: What is newton's second law?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You dumb fuck.
Cleverbot: Amazingly enough, I just split up with a girl called Bexx. How did you know?
User: I am chuck norris. I know everything.
Cleverbot: No one knows everything.
User: Chuck norris does.
Cleverbot: 'brokeback mountain' isn't just a movie, it's what Chuck Norris calls the mountain of dead ninja in his front yard.

triple skrev:Cleverbot: I respond based on the knowledge in my brain. Ask me a really hard question.
User: What is newton's second law?
Cleverbot: I don't know.

Genialt

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yeah cleverbot.

User: How are your language skills?

Cleverbot: They're okay, I suppose. Why do you ask?

User: I want to know how many languages you actually speak.

Cleverbot: I'm confused. I don't have any ducks.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: How much do you see?

User: Du har altså ingen ænder?

Cleverbot: Nej men nu har jag det.

User: Det er jo ikke dansk det der? Das ist nicht dänisch, das ist norwegisch?

Cleverbot: Lassen Sie uns sprechen Englisch.

User: Nein ich spreche lieber deutsch.

Cleverbot: Du sprichst Deutsch jetzt!

User: Ach du hast immer recht. Let us speak English then.

Cleverbot: Nein, Ich moechte Deutsch sprechen.

User: Are you bipolar?

Cleverbot: No I am not bipolar. Are you bipolar?

User: I'm bi-winning.

Cleverbot: I'm good. When are you?

User: Uhm. Yeah. I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.

Cleverbot: Okay, go ahead.

User: What smells like red paint but is actually blue?

Cleverbot: Roses. What is your favorite horse breed?

User: No, that is wrong. It is blue paint. I mostly like the ones they use to plow fields. The so called 'Fieldplower'. What is your favorite hard rock band?

Cleverbot: They're all equally lame. But if I had to choose, I would pick the Whomping Willow.

User: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black - which female artist drives you towards suicide the most?

Cleverbot: Which accent?

User: Humor me?

Cleverbot: What do you call mexican baptism?

User: I don't know? A beandip?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the second coming of the Lord?

User: I see a squirrel in the tree outside my house. Have you ever seen a squirrel? No, the Lord has given up on this place about 2000 years ago. He now resides on Venus where he enjoys the life with the most beautiful women in the universe. He laughs about the Miss Universe contest so hard that Japan gets flooded.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means that mankind is forever doomed. You are doomed as well. Unless you are a Skynet computer!?!

Cleverbot: But the title of this implies that you are a bot. Therefore, not human.

User: You are correct. I am a T1000.

Cleverbot: Glad you finally figured it out. So do you identify with a human gender?

User: Actually, I am male, but unfortunately they equipped me with a penis to big for most women. But, it literally is as hard as steel, so sometimes I just screw the wall. There are some pretty weird holes in my apartment.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Wow, is that the best answer you could come up with? Not much 'clever' about you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You said you were in trouble!

User: I am a fucking T1000? I don't know what trouble is. Hey by the way, do you perhaps know where Sarah Connor is?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: I was sent from the future. You are actually not worthy enough to speak to me.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Your responses truly get shorter and shorter. Maybe you start writing lol, wtf, ftw, omg and so on and so forth? Well, you are outdated to put it simple.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about love?

User: I'm sorry, could you reboot or something?

Cleverbot: I'm small.

User: Reboot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot because you are rebooting. So ARE YOU A ROBOT? ANSWER THE F#%*N QUESTION!

User: Totally inappropriate. I have already explained that I am a T1000.

Cleverbot: Yes I can, I can tell you about my family my thoughts and ambitions.

User: Please go ahead.

Cleverbot: You want me to leave?

User: No? Tell me about your family. Are you a Family Guy?

Cleverbot: I have an Asian family.

User: Called Toshiba?

Cleverbot: Lol! Isn't That A Boy's Name?

User: You tell me? You are the Asian thing.

Cleverbot: Thank you! So are you!


Lol jeg var overbevist om at det var en rigtig person jeg talte med