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schulz skrev:Detorian skrev:Jeg forstår simpelthen ikke hvorfor folk er så synderligt glade for fitnessworld, (Dette er til rigtige BB folk).
Centeret er stort ja, men det er så det, bare det at der er håndvægte op til KUN 36 kilo siger det hele! Rent personligt er jeg ikke meget til Technogym længere, den nok mest værste ting der er i vejen med det er, at du ikke kan komme ekstra kilo på, da plasticskallen blokerer for dette. Mange gange tvivler jeg simpelthen på de stænger der, syntes altid de vejer mindre end hvad man er vant til. Racket er dårligt da du ikke kan indstille hvor langt du vil gå ned i f.eks. squat, hvis man gerne vil have der er en "modtager" under en. Skulle du være en ikke så høj person, har jeg på fornemmelsen du knalder ned i de der tingester, som barbell'en ligger på på billedet.
Nu er jeg mere til hardcore training, og derfor hører jeg slet ikke hjemme i fitnessworld, tror simpelthen det bliver fyldt med en masse tosser som i fitness.dk, med folk der tror det er enten en hyggestue eller pensionist hjem.
Den eneste grund til de fleste fitnesscentre er så fesne i dag, er pga. at der er penge i discopumpere, der kommer fordi de opfatter det som en datingcentral, bruger kun spejlene til at sætte hår, eller se om der er kommet en plet på D&G-trøjen.
Det kan godt være der er dejlige babes, men du er vel kommet for at træne???
Nu til dags er det så sindssygt svært efterhånden at finde fede jernhuler, i Århus har vi næsten kun Ny Helse og Motion, hvis de nu gad lave et centersom Apollo i Vejle, så ville der nok ske noget! Har været dernede op til flere gange for at træne med Hawaro, fed høj musik (Rock og alt andet fedt musik, med en go' basi) dog så man stadig kan høre hinanden, kanon flinke og virkelig grande mennesker man undrer sig over aldrig har stillet op.
For mig at se er det her bare endnu et skud på stammen af fitnesscentre som alle de andre. Synes ikke der er så meget nyt her, udover størrelsen, mængden af maskiner og prisen. Jeg vil sgu ha' min skive er lavet af rå jern, og ikke en kedelig grim gummi-skive, der føles som en pose deller fra Brugsen nårdu løfter den, man kan da ikke blive mere de-motiveret.
Vil give CJ ret, det er simpelthen for ringe en kaliber, og der er andre stedet jeg hellere vil smide mine dollars, om det så indebærer et skud opad i prisen, så ja tak master!!
Nu ankommer din træning jo ikke altid på hvor tunge dumbbells de har, eller prisen på centeret, hvis man kan sine øvelser er det eneste du har brug for lidt skiver og nogle vægte, jeg træner personligt slet ikke med dumbbells pt, kun barbel så det er ingen problem for mig. Der mangler nogle ting ja, men nu er det jo heller ikke alle der vil være hulemænd vel? Det er i sig selv positivt at der kommer billigekæder så folk kommer og dyrker lidt motion, at andre folk så ikke kan klare at nogle fitnessdrenge kommer ind i centrene som de store folk næsten tror de ejer er sku deres eget problem. Jeg kan sku da heller ikke lide fitnessfolk, men jeg dømmer ikke dem på grund af hvordan de ser ud. Nu kan folk jo være meget flinke, og det er ofte de store drenge, med et skud i røven, der går rundt og prøver at se farlige ud, som jeg synes er ynkelige i forhold til dem der kommer hen og hilserJo kommer der for at træne, men nu findes der også sociale mennesker i denne verden som hilser på de andre, uden at tænke på deres størrelse og gøren i centeret. Jernhuler er fine, kan også godt lide større dumbbells, og mange skiver engang imellem, men mit liv er ikke dedikeret til træning, og mange af de folk der kommer i fitness centre er under hård uddannelse, har måske børn, hus og bil, og det fylder lidt mere end hvor meget man kan curle i dumbbells ;)
Definer venligst rigtige BB folk?
Hehe den med rigtige BB folk var lige for at få få noget rigtig feedback, vidste der var en eller to der nok skulle skrive tilbage, og derfor altid god med en saglig debat. Men skal nok definér den senere i tråden. Lad mig først tage dine udsagnén af gangen.
Nje, træningen kommer ikke altid an på hvor store håndvægte de har, men derfor er det stadig rartat vide at man lige kan presse den det ekstra, fordi der netop er højere, end f.eks. 36 kilo, jeg kan sagtens nævne mange øvelser hvor jeg kan bruge mere end 36 kilo, kan ikke se hvorfor nogle af os skal lide under dette??? Grunden til jeg laver lidt af en krdysning mellem DK og fitnessworld er også på pga. de famøse 36 kilo i hånvægte, og det at de ligner hinanden meget, og spørger du dem i DK, så vil de også fortælle dig at deres målgruppe, IKKE er BB typen, men de er meget mere fitness relateret. Hmmm. atdu så ikke træner med DB, er vel bare synd for dig, at du måske ikke har prøvet at ændre lidt i dit program og fundet glæden ved DB. Du hehøver da heller ikke være hulemand for at træne i en jernhule, alle er da velkommen her og der, jeg har som sådan ikke noget imod fitnessdrenge, det der provokerer mig, er når de f.eks. står og snakker byen osv. imens man står og venter på de bliver færdige, gider egentlig heller ikke høre om folks byture, kan godt de ikke tager træningen seriøs, men hold venligst fritidssnakken til før eller efter træning. Tror du må have meget dårlige erfaringer med hvad du kalder "Hulemænd", for der hvor jeg har trænet og hvor jeg træner nu, er de største og grummeste sgu nogle af flinkeste, hvorimod de "tynde" bare er dem der som regl holder sig for sig selv. Jeg er skam ikke fordomsfuld overfor fitnessfolk, næsten, men der skal være plads til alle. Jeg dømmer kun dem på forhold som har en dårlig attityde overfor mig, eller snakker om ting man ikke snakker højt om i et center. Sjovt nok, er det som regel fitnessgutterne.
Nu kan folk jo være meget flinke, og det er ofte de store drenge, med et skud i røven, der går rundt og prøver at se farlige ud, som jeg synes er ynkelige i forhold til dem der kommer hen og hilser
Her kan jeg give dig ret både og, for kommer du ned i f.eks. vores center hilser alle sgu på hinanden, men selvfølgelig finder du en enkelt eller to med arme på 50, men ben på 60. Det er nu heller ikke nogen jeg som sådan bryder mig gevaldigt om, men derfor får de lige en hilser alligevel. Lyder til du, som jeg, har et mere eller mindre dårligt billede af en anden kreds af folk. Selvfølgelig har vi også nogle der prøver at se farlige ud, men de kommer bare ikke langt med det, og glider lige så stille og roligt ind i mængden, og så lægger du slet ikke mærke til dem længere. Har du nu prøvet at snakke med de "store gutter"?? Der er vel en grund til de ikke kommer hen og hilser, alle dem der nu kommer og hilser er jo som regel nogen man har snakket med før, du kan jo heller ikke forvente at blive venner med alle.
Jo kommer der for at træne, men nu findes der også sociale mennesker i denne verden som hilser på de andre, uden at tænke på deres størrelse og gøren i centeret.
jamen så er du nok en af dem der bruger tiden på at talk and talk and talk, og til sidst har glemt hvorfor du er kommet. Ej, det er fint nok nogle gange at folk snakker lidt her og der, men derfor skal man heller ikke glemme at det er et træningscenter, se dit træningscenter som en undervisningstime, der snakker du kun medmindre du spg. af relevans, eller snakker kun hvis du har noget sagligt at sige.
mit liv er ikke dedikeret til træning
Derfor tror jeg også lidt du har svært ved at forstå min holdning.
mange af de folk der kommer i fitness centre er under hård uddannelse, har måske børn, hus og bil, og det fylder lidt mere end hvor meget man kan curle i dumbbells ;)
Ja, men her er muligheden netop for at stresse af fra omverdenen. og tror seriøst ikke de står og tænker på bleskift og røde numser, midt under squat. Nu har jeg eksempelvis en kammi der er alene med barn under udd. og i gang med at starte egen virksomhed, og har ny dame på, men tror du ikke han finde tid alligevel? Det er nogle gange et spg. om commitment og motivation, jeg trænede da som en gal da jeg studerede, det var både kl. 06 om morgenen og om aftenen, så det med at være under "hårdt press" kan være godt til tider, men ellers er det i mine øjne bare endnu en ud af mange af dårlige undskyldninger.
Definer venligst rigtige BB folk?
Her kunne jeg komme med en lang smøre jeg selv har skrevet, men når der nu allerede findes en defination, hvorfor så selv skrive det sammen igen, i stedetmå du nøjes med denne.
You know you're a bodybuilder when..
1) You get kicked out of "All you can eat" restaurants.
2) You get fucking pissed when you see people doing curls in the squat rack.
3) You don't read muscle mags anymore, because they're all bullshit ads and recycled routines.
4) You know that situps don't burn fat from your waist.
5) But you still do 5 sets of 50 situps per day anyway
6) You squat, like a man, all the way down
7) You deadlift
You wear Huggies when you squat.
9) You get pissed when the gym is closed on Christmas.
10) When you put water back into the blender after you made you shake, just to get ALL the protein out of it.
11) When you rip farts that make toxic waste look harmless.
12) When you diet down, you dont dream of chicks anymore, but of pecan pie and vanilla ice cream.
13) You think all omlettes should have at least a dozen eggs in them.
14) You ask "Whats the biggest steak you have" at any restraunt you go to.
15)You stop doing things with your buds, because you "have to conserve your energy for legs the next day".
16) You carry two cases into work, one to hold your work, and the other (larger) one to hold your food for the day.
17) You have two sets of clothes in your wardrobe; "bulking" and "cutting".
1 You start looking at the labels of everything you buy(If you dont already). When you put stuff back..your friends ask you "Did it have too much fat?"
You reply, "Nope, not enough calories!"
18a) You think puking is a good thing.
19) Wont go skiing or snowboarding for fear of hurting your legs..
20) The only place you go to more often than the gym and the store is the bathroom.
21) When you can't show off how strong you really are cuz you're too sore from the day before.
22) You'll take the elevator instead of walking the stairs (even to the second floor) because you can't afford to burn the calories . . . . and in some cases you can't move your legs enough to get up the stairs anyways.
23) Your friends ask you if you want to go get something to eat and you ask if you'll have to walk or drive (drive will mean a "yes" and walk will mean a "no").
24) You're willing to consume a "drink" so foul smelling and disgusting-looking that it makes your friends/family squirm at the sight of it all because it has 80 grams of protein in one serving (more-than-likely, the drink is less of a liquid and more of a lumpy "sludge" . . . . . Mmmmmm. . . . Sludge!)
25) Your friend (also a BB), wants to discuss body hair removal techniques, and you don't feel gay.
26) You can see a guy in posing trunks and not feel gay for looking at his physique.
27) People ask you if you "think those bodybuilding chicks are hot?"
2 You check AE numerous times per day.
29) You spend most of your time in the kitchen preparing meals
30) One of your best friends is your blender...
31) You need your anabolic sleep, no matter what
32) You have huge piles of BB magazines in your room
33) You think it's O.K. to drink tuna fish
34) You check yourself out anywhere you can see your reflection
35) You get excited when you've gained 10lbs.
36) Your friends look confused when after explaining that bodybuilding, by nature, is the apex of health you complain that the burger your eating doesn't have enough calories.
37) You go the bathroom so often that you have your own special stall.
3You take two lockers on campus instead of the assigned one -1st for your textxbooks, coat and schoolwork and the 2nd for the your food, weightbelt and more food.
39) you know how many calories are in your tooth paste.
40) You schedule your cheat days around holidays and family gatherings.
41) When people stop asking if you work out and start asking how much you can bench.
42) When people ask you "How much ya bench?" and you reply that you don't really know, they look at you like you're keeping a secret from them.
43) You look forward to sticking needles into your body.
44) Nearly everyone you come in contact with tells you that either they used to be as big or as strong as you. Or that a close relative of theirs is.
45) ALL of the checkout employees at your local grocery store know your name.
46) Your physique is in better shape than your car.
47) People who don't know you automatically know your first name which is "Big Guy".
4 When people look at you and say, "...and you want to get BIGGER???!!!"
49) When it's ok to borrow your signifigant other's shaving cream and razor to shave down.
50) when u get pissed as hell b/c u have gone more then 3 hours without eating your next meal!!!
51) when u r so sore u can barely move but yet u r the happiest man on earth b/c of it!!
52)When you have Baby Wipes in your cooler all the time.
53)When something heavy is to be lifted and everyone looks at you.But you reply no way man my Legs are way too sore.
54)When you cant sleep on your side without half your body falling asleep.
55)When your gal would rather die than Sleep with your Farting Snoring ass. late,big
56) when u have more aches and pains but u continue to train around them.....most people would just stop
57) when u eat like a complete slob on cheat day and everyone ask's how come i cant eat like that and still look good
58 - You get a workout just by putting so many plates on the bar/machine.
59 - You get a workout from going up/down stairs.
60 - You piss more than 20x a day.
61 - You carry around a gallon of water.
62 - People think you're crazy from looking
at the 10 dozen eggs in your shopping cart.
63 - You smell like eggs - constantly.
64 - Your farts smell like eggs - constantly.
65 - You eat things you DON'T want to eat.
66 - You eat tuna/canned goods straight out
of the can.
67 - You'd rather eat a protein bar than a candy bar.
68 - You stay in the gym longer than you stay at home.
69 - The tanning salon person knows you by your name.
70 - You wear g-strings for your sig. other and are comfortable about it.
71 - Every time you see a mirror, you must stop and pose, or at least get a glance.
72 - Will use DNP but treat aspartame as it's the devil.
73 - You watch videos of other people working out.
74 - You pay to watch the videos of other people working out
#75 you miss your brothers wedding because it's leg day. Hell thats what they have video tapes for.
#76) When you inject sust into your friends deltoid and a little juice comes out and he begs you to suck up that 1/10 of a CC drop back into the syringe and reinject it.
77. You're dieting and your friends have to talk you down from a piece of cake like hostage negotiators..."I'll eat it man, I swear I will...just back off!"
78. You've got a dog named Met-Rx.
79. Or you Name your dog Primo.
80. You Decorate your Xmas tree with Sus 250 amps.
81. You string together amps to make a necklace for your girl.
82. Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, you leave him some winny and T3 and tell him to get his fat ass in shape.
83. When you find small portions of blood in your testosterone stream.
84. When you spend hours in front of the mirror popping zits.
85. You loose a pawn on you chess bourd and substitute it with a sus amp.
86. When you piss on a tree and the next day its 3 times bigger
87. Your 5 year old son has a bigger set of balls than you do.
88. You send Christmas cards to your sources, but not your in-laws.
89. When your mom sends out to get juice you comeback with sust250, xxxx,
and d-bol and slaps you because you forgot clomids and nolvadex.
90. When you wake up a night
cuddling with a needle and your girlfriend is sleeping on the floor.
91. When you make dinner you sprink d-bol on your food for a better
taste.
92. When you give your baby son an amp of sut to suck on instead of a
bottle.
93. When you take your protein with you on dates.
94. When you constantly write down cycles for your dog, cause you want him to look more like you.
95. You buy your grandma wrist straps for Christmas.
96. When you date fat bitches cause they will feed you more.
97. When your daughter is named Arnold.
98. You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
99. The mexican custom officers know you by name.
100. Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
101. Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
102. You use a syringe as a toothpick.
103. You have 14 separate P.O. boxes.
104. You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer.
105. You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old
106. Everytime you extend your arms you flex as hard as you can for all to see
107. - YOU pay to stand in front of people almost nude.
108 - When people say "Holy shit you are big" and you reply "Someday, someday I'll be big!!!!"
#109 - When the recycle man thinks your a crazy fuck for emptying out 5lb protein jugs every week.
#110) You get pissed off if ANY gear from the syringe goes anywhere besides your muscles. Even the smallest half drop gets you upset. You think to yourself, "that just cost me 2 pounds."
111. You're happy to find new stretchmarks!
112. When riding public transport, you will be the last one with an empty seat next to you.
113. You will give head to gay men for HGH!!
114. You dont care if she's 86, she has a great European connection!!
115. When someone asks you "how much can you bench?" You reply with "hmpf, how much can you SQUAT?" To which they reply, "I don't squat." Your ego grows just a bit
116) In the amount of time it takes you piss you can recite the entire alphabet.
117) You critique your own dumps with all due seriousness.
11 When your girlfriend dims the lights, gets naked and tells you to come to bed but you can't because the low light is just right and you can't stop posing in front of her huge mirror. "Side Chest...BAM"
119) You use a 5ml syringe and a 18g needle to baste your Christmas Turkey!
120) you can sell your shit log as the new and improved met-rx protein bars.
121) you clog the toilet EVERY time you take a shit
122) you've been dragged out of an "All you can eat buffet" (through double doors) after coming off your cutting diet/"carbing up"
123) You've gotten in trouble w/your mom at thanksgiving for eating more than half the turkey
124) You know you are hardcore when you are replacing your toilet seat that you have broken for a third time on a bulking cycle.
125) when your having sex with your girl and you realize its time too eat again, so you stop to have a protein shake.
126) when you go to a club and wear all black and everyone asks if you work there.
127) When you would much rather hit the metal jungle to bang out legs than going out to the bar with your friends.
12 When walking past parked cars, you tend to look in the windows to see a reflection of yourself and then do a double bicep pose and a tricep squeeze!
129) Why no one can figure out why Tuesday is your favorite day? Leg day of course!
130) You know youre hardcore when youre boss asks you to stay late for work and you respond I have a personal issue at home which pevents me from staying today, and of course thast reason is you have to go to the gym...
131) but hardcore is getting a doctors note to eat in class then show up with 3 chicken breast,a bowl of pasta and a protein shake while people wonder how you eat it all
132) When your girls ex-boyfriend askes her when she started to date the clubs security people.
133) When you go out into the woods camping and nobody takes there shirt off because you look so f**king huge.
134) you pick fights with guys with Down Syndrome to see how far your strength and endurance has come (they feel no pain at all I swear to God)
135) when you're brushing your teeth and realize you've been doing it too long with your right hand, so you switch to left to work both sides equally.
136) You know you're hardcore when the gym owner suggests you pay rent instead of a membership.
137) You know you're hardcore when you have trouble steering your car after your arm workout.
You know you're hardcore when you take protein shakes to final exams.
13 You know you're hardcore when finding clothes that fit properly is impossible.
139) You know you're hardcore when people in the grocery store ask you for nutritional advise.
140) You know you're hardcore when your physiotherapist tells you she's never seen a shoulder joint move that way
141) whenever anyone has any left over food, they assume that you are going to eat it.
142) When you are almost wider than you are tall
143) When you can not find a picture of yourself when you had a neck
144) When you sit down to eat meat and you do not stop untill you gag with disgust and have to wash it back down with water
145) When you diagnose yourself with the condition "reverse anorexia"
146) When you use the heaviest dumbells Golds Gym offer
147) When people automatically give you front seat
14 When you wear an adult diaper on legs day because you know you're going to shit your pants squeezing out that last rep to complete failure.
149) When the hottest chic in the gym bends over in front of you while you are doing incline dumbells and you yell at her to get out of your mirror.
150) buy grandma excercise-gloves for Christmas
151) park in handicapped parking for class after leg days
...puke on leg day, or get angry cause you didn't puke on leg day
...get angry that you puked, because you were on a timed set and went over the limit between sets
...get mad at a hot chic for talking to you in the middle of a set
152) A hot ass girl invites you to go away for the weekend, but you turn it down as you dont wanna miss 3 days of training
153) when you can barely wash you left shoulder with your right hand and vice versa!!!!!
154) You know your hardcore when ever one asks you why you eat the SAME thing every single day!!!!
155) You know youre hardcore when at 2am the fatburger chef asks if he can watch you eat a quadruple king burger
156) When searching for an apartment your main thought is the drive time to and from the gym.
157) When all your friends girlfriends/ wives flurt and rub on you.
15 You walk down the middle of the shopping center and watch people get out of your way.
159) when its not "lunchtime" but rather "time for Meal #2"
160) when u keep extra single serving tuna, mustard & oatmeal with a supply of plastic forks in your desk
161) You put your residensy at the same address as the gym....
You get more calls at the gym than at home....
You buy liquid egg white by the gallon intended for baking and use the to make 3lb blocks of egg 4 times a day
When you jump into a car belonging to a friend of a friend, and you open a can of tuna and eat it totally ignoring his angry stares.
-When you brush your teeth, jerk off, and even try to write notes using alternating hands, gotta think about symmetry....
162) if you don't eat at least every 3 hrs you get pissed and try to make use of the wasted time by doing crunches at your desk at work
163) When people in traffic start asking do you need a doctor when you are doing crunches while behind the wheel...and trying to work the obliques too.
164) You put one of those machines in your car like stallone did in over the top.
165) you bring a bucket and towel to the gym on leg day so you don't have to leave the rack to puke.
166) When you're at the beach, fall down and cut yourself on the chest, to the point of having to go to the hospital and you're main concern is having to wear a shirt now
167) When you hide all your food from your family
16 When you puke after a leg workout and pissed because there goes all your protein and carbs
169) two hours and one minute after your last meal you suddenly become incredably hungry and mean
Og grunden til jeg rent faktisk træner i fitnessworld pt, er grundet økonomiske problemer, og jeg ikke havde råd til at fortsætte i min normale center og derfor har sat medlemskabet på pause indtil jeg får min ordentlige indkomst igen 
Har jo også sagt, bare det at folk træner er i sig selv en positiv ting 
