# 1
You: Hey, can I ask you a question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well, I know someone who I think would REALLY find you attractive. He's nice,
funny, interesting... and I think you might like him. (smile in a knowing way) - Do you have email?
# 2
YOU: "Hey, can I ask you a quick question?" [leaning back and playing it cool, talking cool and slow]
HER: "Sure"
YOU" [pause pause pause for suspense] Are you single? [stone cold straight face]
HER: Well, um...
YOU: I'll take that as a yes... [nodding, sly smile]
HER: [Laugher]
YOU: Well, I just happen to know someone that I think might really like you...
if you're more than just a pretty face, that is... He's funny, has great taste,
and I think you'd like him... I'd love to sit down and get your life story,
but I'm on my way somewhere... do you have email? [very cool, calm tone of voice]
HER: Yes.
YOU: Great... [takes out pen]... write it down for me, and I'll have, uh [clears throat]
HIM send you an email." [Get email and wish the lady a good day.]
# 3
You: Hi … You know, I realize you are probably shy because you get no attention
from men whatsoever … So I thought I'd come over and pay some attention to you.
# 4
You: What's with the big purse? Are you carrying a gun in there?
# 5
[in a club] You: I'm sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 friends have been bothering you,
but I just wanted to say that you're fantastically beautiful and I wanted to find out
what you are like.
# 6
You (as you hand the cash to cashier): So how much of this cash do you get to keep?
She: None … I wish.
You: Oh, I figured you were pocketing 10 or 20% … I assumed you were rich and could
support me, but now I am not interested … I want a rich girl. (Turn up your nose.)
# 7
You're beautiful... can I have your autograph?
# 8
(Pick up your drink, walk over to the table, think of the funniest moment of your life
so you have a smile on your face, and say) "What, are you girls shy or something?"
Girls: NO, why?
You: Because I've been sitting at the next table for at least a half hour and you
haven't come over to say hi to me!
# 9
You: Are you rich/famous?
She:
You: You know, this relationship is not going to work out … I am breaking up with you!
She: Bla bla … We are not even going out.
You: That's just one more reason to end it.
# 10
Waitress
You: Let me see that [notepad] for a moment … Interesting. Your handwriting says a lot about you.
# 11
You (after coming back to restaurant and asking for waitress by name): I'm not sure if you
remember me or not but I was here the other day with my friend.
She: Yeah, I remember you.
You: Well, I'm going to take up much of your time. I realize you're on duty right now
and on staff, so I just want to … get your phone number.
Nogle af dem er lidt lamme - men han lægger vægt på at man bare skal fange deres opmærksomhed eller få dem til at grine, så de syntes du er en spændende og sjov mand (der ikke er trængende) - så er den hjemme 