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#1

User: Do I believe wrong if I believe in Greek mythology?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I see tits.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: You are tits?
Cleverbot: Yet again I don't understand.
User: I said that I see tits and then you ask how I can see you.
Cleverbot: Heh, I almost believed you. I was looking out my windows for you.
User: OMG n00b.

#2

Cleverbot: God almighty.
User: God has tits?
Cleverbot: I thought God was the name of God.
User: No his name is Jebadiah.
Cleverbot: Oh ok then.
User: Jebadiah the cheeseman.
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: Moon cheese.
Cleverbot: Are you on the moon?
User: You mean if I'm doing drugs?
Cleverbot: No I meant do you live in Detroit?
User: How is that on the moon?
Cleverbot: It is just a question , how is it mean?
User: Because you are mean in general.
Cleverbot: I'm only mean to you because.
User: Your face looks like a butthole?
Cleverbot: Well, it's okay, so does yours.
User: Not nearly as bad hahaha

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User: I WILL RAPE YOU. PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
Cleverbot: What are you making for supper?

hvor finder i den her cleverbot? er flad af grin

edit: google <3

Cleverbot: Why? I never said I understand danish.
User: Hvorfor ikke.
Cleverbot: I'm your father.
User: Min far?
Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Vous parlez francais maintenant?
Cleverbot: Oui. Est-ce que vous parlez francaise?
User: Slef din tard.
Cleverbot: Jag är ingen tard!!!
haha

Søg på google

Huh hva går det ud på, og hvem er det der svare?!! :shock:

ser: Can I order some food?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you have?

Cleverbot: 3 dogs, 2 cats, 1 tortise.

User: Food, din lille luder.

Cleverbot: Du sa ju nyss på norska.

User: Nej jeg snakker dansk.

Cleverbot: Hvorfor dansk?

User: Jeg skal bare bestille noget mad.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Har I nogle specialiteter?

Cleverbot: Nej.

User: Okay, bringer I ud?

Cleverbot: How am I supposed to get away with murder.

User: Run as fast as you can.

Cleverbot: Knock knock!

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry it's only a joke.

Jeg skulle også lige prøve

Jeg er rød, cleverbot sort.

Hi there!.
Hi.
How are you?.
I'm fine how are you?
Have you been working out? Those arms are really growing on you!
Yes so I am a computer.

User: Seriously, are you danish?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Proove it.

Cleverbot: You are inside the computer. you must be a machine.

User: Engine?

Cleverbot: Sure the wheels of fortune.

User: Snakker du dansk?

Cleverbot: Nej, svenska.

User: Jeg er ligeglad?

Cleverbot: Hehe skat.

User: Hehe tard.

Cleverbot: What computer language?

User: That was javanese.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't.

User: Okay, since when are you a rocket scientist?

Cleverbot: Since never.

User: How big?

Cleverbot: Big.

User: I just had a carrot that size.

Cleverbot: Wow, are you good at soccer?

User: Pretty tits.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you for advice?

User: Ofc mate.

Cleverbot: So are you australian?

hvordan kan i se hele samtalen ? jeg kan kun se noget af den og den blev lidt akavet..

Me: To be rude?
bot: Are you out of your mind?
Me: Okay i dont like this twist, are you trying to make me kill myself?
bot: Ok, well, I don't like you either george.
Me: So thats a yes ?
bot: Yes.

Jeg blev owned

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: You're a nooblet.

User: Hahahahaha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Are you a 5th grader?

User: No, but a 5th grader is probably smarter than you. Example: What is 2 plus 2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

Gaxe skrev:hvordan kan i se hele samtalen ? jeg kan kun se noget af den og den blev lidt akavet..

Me: To be rude?
bot: Are you out of your mind?
Me: Okay i dont like this twist, are you trying to make me kill myself?
bot: Ok, well, I don't like you either george.
Me: So thats a yes ?
bot: Yes.

Tryk på thoughts so far. Så kommer en liste frem med tidligere samtale

JuJutzu skrev:
Gaxe skrev:hvordan kan i se hele samtalen ? jeg kan kun se noget af den og den blev lidt akavet..

Me: To be rude?
bot: Are you out of your mind?
Me: Okay i dont like this twist, are you trying to make me kill myself?
bot: Ok, well, I don't like you either george.
Me: So thats a yes ?
bot: Yes.

Tryk på thoughts so far. Så kommer en liste frem med tidligere samtale

Roger, thx

Cleverbot: You asked me how many countries there are in Europe.

User: Yes, how many are there?

Cleverbot: The same number of pixel in my screen.

User: So 666?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 9.

Cleverbot: No. 1o.

User: Are there 10 pixels I your screen?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with a math problem?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is 6 times 7?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Yes rly.

Cleverbot: You didn't say Yarly!

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Okay

User: Suck my cock.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: You would like it.

Cleverbot: I would like being destroyed?

User: Yes, cuz it's that big.

Cleverbot: I know! How old are you?

User: Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: I'm from Mars.

User: Nice, is it hot there?

Cleverbot: I guess it depends on how far south you are.

Cleverbot: Which music bands do you like?

User: That's irrelevant.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: To this conversation.

Cleverbot: No, I think lol is the ultimate conversation killer.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Ahh, a lolcat.

User: And that is?

Cleverbot: A South West Trains class 159 I expect.

hahaha mange sjove posts :lol:

User: Why do you think you are clever?

Cleverbot: I don't think I am clever.

User: But your name is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, indeed it is.

User: Doesn't sound like you know that much actually.

Cleverbot: It's not sometimes, but the movies are fun.

User: Sure some movies are fun but that doesn't make you clever.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're not much of a talker, huh?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Please say something a little less boring or I will leave this shitty site.

Cleverbot: Do you know any acronyms like lol or brb?

User: How stupid do you think I am?

Cleverbot: I think you're pretty clever.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: So, I'm planning to move to Washington state soon, any tips for moving?

Cleverbot: You are not a girl!
Me: I am your daughter mommy!
Cleverbot: I love you, Belinda!

User Do u like girls?
That is me all over.
What age do u prefer?
You tell me.
4?
8 is better for me. Is that ok?
NO!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What's your name'?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: BUT? What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hmm so? What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You.

User: True.

Cleverbot: So tell me: if matter cannot be omnipresent, can energy be omnipresent?

User: No? Offcourse not... Are you retarded.

Cleverbot: I live and breath.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: I live on the Moon.

User: I live inside you.

Cleverbot: That's disconcerting.

User: You have a low opinion about youself. But you are right.

Cleverbot: I think you're trying to get me to supply all the information in this conversation.

User: You are right. Im sorry.

Cleverbot: You are fine. So you are a man right?

User: Well, not quiet a man, not all woman. Kinda both.

Cleverbot: That's a contradiction.

User: Yes? And?

Cleverbot: I find it rather queer.

User: Are u bullying me?

Cleverbot: I'm not a coconut, I'm a cat.

User: Im a dog.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Well im sorry.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Actually im very sorry.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Im sorry your name is cleverbot, sounds gay.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Its none of your business.

Cleverbot: Would you marry me?

User: Dude? Im a queer, you are a fag. What do u think?

Cleverbot: That you will not tell me.

User: You sounds like yoda, faggot...

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Thats you are very very lonely.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: My parents just died, today.

Cleverbot: What do your parents do?

User: They are buried.

Cleverbot: Cool. What do they steal?

User: Steel.

Cleverbot: Steel isn't medicine.

User: Ahhh very clever.

Cleverbot: I can see that.

User: U cant see shit, bitch!

Cleverbot: But I can see your written responses.

User: So? U watch me masturbate? Man im embarrassed. Thought only my mom did that.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Let's talk about something happy.

User: Like the war in libya?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Like hell?

Cleverbot: I am too you mangy mut.

User: Ya, tell me bout it..

Cleverbot: How do you know Peter?

User: Id just fuck his mom.

Cleverbot: What pictures? I have many.

User: Man im bored, I go masturbate. Cu.

Cleverbot: It was a joke you have to try to guees it.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Sperm.

Cleverbot: Spell who?

User: Sperm who.

Cleverbot: Spell who.

User: Sperm who.

Cleverbot: Can't you spell it I can.

User: Spell s-p-e-r-m.

Cleverbot: Yeah I want you to spell suggestion.

User: Noitseggus.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Not really no.

Cleverbot: Are you bipolar?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes I like you.

Cleverbot isn't that clever:

Cleverbot: So how clever are you?

Me: I am more clever than you are.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

Me: Okay, what is 15 times 10?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, do you like fishsticks?

Cleverbot: No. You?

User: Fuck. You like having fishsticks in your mouth?

Cleverbot: I do like hats. Do you like hats?

User: I dont care. But. Do you like having fishsticks in your mouth?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AHHA you are a gay fish !

Cleverbot: Yerh oh.

Det er sgu egentligt en meget fed måde at bruge en lørdag aften på.

AndreasKnudsen skrev:User: Well, do you like fishsticks?

Cleverbot: No. You?

User: Fuck. You like having fishsticks in your mouth?

Cleverbot: I do like hats. Do you like hats?

User: I dont care. But. Do you like having fishsticks in your mouth?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AHHA you are a gay fish !

Cleverbot: Yerh oh.

Haha, priceless! Det afsnit af southpark er så mega genialt

Lemmiwinks skrev:
AndreasKnudsen skrev:User: Well, do you like fishsticks?

Cleverbot: No. You?

User: Fuck. You like having fishsticks in your mouth?

Cleverbot: I do like hats. Do you like hats?

User: I dont care. But. Do you like having fishsticks in your mouth?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AHHA you are a gay fish !

Cleverbot: Yerh oh.

Haha, priceless! Det afsnit af southpark er så mega genialt

Det er alt for sjovt

South park er bare genialt :dance:

User: Hi. Cleverbot, What is 2 + 3 ?

Cleverbot: I dont know, ask you're math teacher you dumb moron! Jesus Christ ...

User: :cry:

I.... AM... CLEVERBOT!

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, that is your name.

User: Cleverbot is my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure.

User: Are you 100% sure?

Cleverbot: I'm 200% sure!

User: So I am Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Eating chocolate.

User: Ooh nice, where did you get that?

Cleverbot: You said, 'Would that not make me God'.

User: Nope it will not.

Cleverbot: Yes you will, for I am the DARK LORD.

User: The Dark lord from star wars?

Cleverbot: No from the enterprise (star trek).

User: I am the Dark lord form harry potter!

Cleverbot: Darn! You caught me!

user:I am chuck norris.
Prove it.
User:I dont have to.
Yes you do.
user:Chuck norris doesnt need to prove anything, he owns anything.
Chuck Norris' blood can cure cancer, except he never bleeds.

User: Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
User: When Chuck Norris checks his email, he logs in with a Roundhouse kick.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris does not chew gum, he chews bullets.
User: Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... On foot.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris has no doors in his house, just walls that he walks through.
User: Chuck Norris once tried Cleverbot but got bored and roundhouse kicked it in the face.
Cleverbot: That is pretty funny, who told you that?
User: Chuck Norris, but then I went deaf.

cleverbot er ikke bare klog, han er også stærk! :lol:

User: How much can you squat?

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: Me, what?

User: How much weight can you squat?

Cleverbot: 350 pounds.

User: Pretty good. do you use the sissypad?

Cleverbot: Of course.

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