snus skrev:

Sha skrev:hvorfor behøver det være svært at sætte utube videoer ind?

Fjern s'et fra "https"

Tak!

Bare et par stykker, men hold kæft der er mange gode!

Gæt en film - Alle nedenstående citater er fra samme film.

- We're the Lust Hog Squad. We're life takers and heartbreakers. We shoot 'em full of holes and fill 'em full of lead.

- This baby-san looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

- The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

- I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

- My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

- This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

- Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!

- If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

awesome skrev:

Aurum skrev:

LOL...er det børne tv?

Det kan du sagtens kalde det, ja.

Jeg ser det dog troligt alligevel.

martinkjr skrev:Gæt en film - Alle nedenstående citater er fra samme film.

Tidsløs klassisker! Mindes at have læste flere steder at flere af hans rants var ting han selv fandt, da han havde en baggrund i hæren. Ved dog ikke om det er sandt?



En helt anden boldgade:

Aurum skrev:

awesome skrev:

Aurum skrev:

LOL...er det børne tv?

Det kan du sagtens kalde det, ja.

Jeg ser det dog troligt alligevel.

Det var nu heller ikke for at gøre grin med at du ser det, bare mere at den der karakter virker da faktisk lidt spooky og Lars Von Trier-agtigt klam...ikke så børne-venlig...

Foragter disse film (1-3), men denne scene glemmer jeg aldrig!

Taget ud af kontekst, er det jo i virkeligheden meget sigende om rigtigt mange mennesker

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

Kidd skrev:

martinkjr skrev:Gæt en film - Alle nedenstående citater er fra samme film.

Tidsløs klassisker! Mindes at have læste flere steder at flere af hans rants var ting han selv fandt, da han havde en baggrund i hæren. Ved dog ikke om det er sandt?

Det minder mig altid om det originale half-life spil. Hvilket formentligt også er meningen (altså FMJ->Half-life).

Kidd skrev:
Tidsløs klassisker! Mindes at have læste flere steder at flere af hans rants var ting han selv fandt, da han havde en baggrund i hæren. Ved dog ikke om det er sandt?

Det skal helt sikkert nok passe, for jeg læste præcis det samme i går.
Han gjorde efter sigende tjeneste samme sted, som filmen skulle forestille at foregå - Parris Island.

Sad og så et par anmeldelser af den, fra da den kom ud og den blev rent faktisk jordet.
Den blev konstant sammenlignet med Platoon (hvilket også er en god film), det synes jeg ikke er fortjent, da det er 2 forskellige syn på krigen der bliver dækket og de står slet ikke til sammenligning.
Kanon film! Får lyst til at se den igen

martinkjr skrev:

Kidd skrev:
Tidsløs klassisker! Mindes at have læste flere steder at flere af hans rants var ting han selv fandt, da han havde en baggrund i hæren. Ved dog ikke om det er sandt?

Det skal helt sikkert nok passe, for jeg læste præcis det samme i går.
Han gjorde efter sigende tjeneste samme sted, som filmen skulle forestille at foregå - Parris Island.

Han fik rollen efter, at han til casting havde brugt tiden på at råbe fornærmelser og tilsvininger i adskillige minutter uden pause.

MakeMeMonster skrev:Han fik rollen efter, at han til casting havde brugt tiden på at råbe fornærmelser og tilsvininger i adskillige minutter uden pause.

Haha! Og godt han gjorde... han er jo perfekt!
Vincent D'onofrio er iøvrigt også sublim i rollen som private Pyle

You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?



Glengarry Glen Ross er desuden en superfed film generelt, men enhver, der nogensinde har haft med provisionslønnet salg at gøre, bør gøre sig selv den tjeneste at se den.

MakeMeMonster skrev:Han fik rollen efter, at han til casting havde brugt tiden på at råbe fornærmelser og tilsvininger i adskillige minutter uden pause.

Spøjst! Det var sådan fik jeg mit job som lærervikar

Big Bang Theory visdom

"everything is better with bluetooth" quote S.C


Genialt

Elfenben skrev:Big Bang Theory visdom

"everything is better with bluetooth" quote S.C


Genialt

Tropic Thunder:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo&feature=kp

"Training is nothing. Will is everything.

Fantastisk samtale fra 2. sæson af House of cards:

- How are things?
- Ah! They're good.
They're good.
- You're happy?
- I haven't been happy a day in my life.
But I have time now.
To think. To write.
- Been working on a novel.
- Yeah?
Mm. It's absolute shit,
but that's OK.



Jeg kunne have sagt præcis det samme selv.

Bedste citat nogensinde:

Gordon Gekko - "greed is good"

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"

Den burde de fleste da hurtig regne ud hvor det kommer fra