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Fandt en facebook gruppe omkring det her ved navn "The Guy Who Wrote This Deserves A Medal For Awesomeness!!".

Teksten til gruppen er som følger (læs det hele igennem, det er god lol.. om det er fake eller ej, så er det stadig nice skrevet)

The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”.

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Det er genialt på så mange forskellige niveauer =D>

Hvis man skriver det i en stil, er det fucking awesome!

thumps up =D>

fuck hvor er det bare nice. Skrapt og flabet :king:

er der lignende historier derinde, eller er det den eneste?

Om lidt poster i vel også star wars kid, ninjaen der ko'er sig selv og Poul Potts?

salt skrev:Om lidt poster i vel også star wars kid, ninjaen der ko'er sig selv og Poul Potts?

Prøver du at sige, at det er noget der er kendt af alle på nettet eller hvad?

Critter skrev:
salt skrev:Om lidt poster i vel også star wars kid, ninjaen der ko'er sig selv og Poul Potts?

Prøver du at sige, at det er noget der er kendt af alle på nettet eller hvad?

Jeg synes at dette link http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html ganske fint understreger min pointe :wink:

En kemiprofessor ville aldrig stille spørgsmål om noget der ikke findes. Naturvidenskab beskæftiger sig ikke med fiktion.

The Juice skrev:En kemiprofessor ville aldrig stille spørgsmål om noget der ikke findes. Naturvidenskab beskæftiger sig ikke med fiktion.

Forhåbentlig ikke. Og under alle omstændigheder ville sådan et svar heller ikke få topkarakterer da diverse parametre for opgaven ikke er opfyldt.

Det samme som historien om studenten der fik eksamensspørgsmålet "Hvad er dovenskab" og afleverede et papir hvor der stod "Dette er dovenskab". Det er sjovt og på sin vis også genialt nok fundet på, men det er stadig ikke svar på opgaven.

Dog er svaret om helvede stadig über nice fundet på

Det har naturligvis aldrig forekommet IRL, men da meget sjovt at læse.

Vovet, men aboslut WIN

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