Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML <---(ÜBER WIN!!)

Seth skrev:

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML <---(ÜBER WIN!!)

HAHA fuck for en opvågning

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

Atombomben skrev:AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA hvor er det godt lavet af forældrene..

Karl Æg skrev:

Atombomben skrev:AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA hvor er det godt lavet af forældrene..

Hvorfor? Det er sgu da ikke noget de skal blande sig i. Jeg tror jeg var blevet temmelig knotten.

8800 skrev:

Karl Æg skrev:

Atombomben skrev:AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA hvor er det godt lavet af forældrene..

Hvorfor? Det er sgu da ikke noget de skal blande sig i. Jeg tror jeg var blevet temmelig knotten.

Alle børn spiller jo på kødbanjoen og det skal forældrene ikke blande sig i. Men det er jo alligevel en lidt sjov historie

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

Atombomben skrev:Jeg er selvf ikke enig i selve budskabet, men midlet er da mega godt fundet på.. Han har da i hvert fald fået en lærestreg.

Karl Æg skrev:

Atombomben skrev:Jeg er selvf ikke enig i selve budskabet, men midlet er da mega godt fundet på.. Han har da i hvert fald fået en lærestreg.

Hvad er det du mener, han skal lære? At onani er slemt, og at man bliver blind og vil brænde 700 år i Skærsilden hvis man gør det? Lad dog drengen og hans lyster være i fred, han gør ingen skade på hverken sig selv eller andre.

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for awhile." She wasn't joking. FML

Atombomben skrev:

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for awhile." She wasn't joking. FML

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of a ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. 'Shrek' was sitting beside me. FML

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

Neut skrev:

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Nick_91 skrev:

Neut skrev:

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Det kan man kalde for et råddent scoretrick.

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

TheFatboy skrev:

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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Dingo skrev:

TheFatboy skrev:

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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COPTER

Hahahaha han må da have reageret underligt når hun står og råber "JAAAA GRILLKYLLING FOR HELVEDE JAAA!!!"

Karl Æg skrev:

Atombomben skrev:Jeg er selvf ikke enig i selve budskabet, men midlet er da mega godt fundet på.. Han har da i hvert fald fået en lærestreg.

Hvad er det du mener, han skal lære? At onani er slemt, og at man bliver blind og vil brænde 700 år i Skærsilden hvis man gør det? Lad dog drengen og hans lyster være i fred, han gør ingen skade på hverken sig selv eller andre.

Atombomben skrev: Ja, hvis det er det budskab som forældrene vil have ud, så synes jeg da det er meget godt fundet på. Mener du virkelig at tråden skal laves til en eller anden form for ramme om hvordan andre mennesker bør opdrage sine børn? Ellers synes jeg vi skal videre i teksten.